Do you see what I have to put up with here

-----Original Message-----
From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:47 PM
To: J
Subject: J,


I appear to have won some money in the lottery just now.

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 10:50 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

How many dollars did you win? At work a bunch of people pooled their money and won 12 dollars, which had to be split among 125 purchased tickets. Everyone got like seven cents.

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:52 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,


No, it's not seven cents.

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:00 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

NAAAAY-THAN
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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:09 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

Are you not answering me because you are embroiled in a media circus because you just won a bajillion dollars? No, you’re probably just winding me up again... like you like to do...

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:10 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

shhhhhh.

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:11 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

I can’t take this. My heart can’t take it.

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:13 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

You know, until I *sign* the ticket, and I go *claim* the prize, which I guess is in salem, nobody knows, right. I mean I know. and you sort of know. But beyond that nobody knows. So right now we are the only two people that knows. Right now. and none of these people here in the HF3 cafe knows. I love that. I'm lovin that.
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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:16 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

Are you just going to stay at work all day then, savouring your secret? I like to put a “u” in savouring. It makes it sound so much more *savoury.*

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:17 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

oh j dears, I can't do it anymore I won 3 dollars

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:18 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

Oh HELL YEAH! Congratulations, that is *so awesome*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












jackass.

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:20 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

oh the category 5 laughter I am experiencing right now is so worth it

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:24 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

You know you owe me at least one dollar of that three. I earned it with my angst.
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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:27 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,


J, I gave you something worth more than a dollar. You had hope there j. hope of the highest order. for like, several minutes. a brilliant white hope that your ol' bud nathan had just won all the money. that is priceless, my friend. priceless. and if I had won 112 million dollars or whatever it is after taxes, I would've given you a nice big suitcase full of money. totally nathan style. a big suitcase full of money in a new car. with a bow on the car. and a little card on the driver's seat. you know, because I'm like that.

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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:46 AM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

Would you tell me I could only have it if I moved out of my crappy state?

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:16 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

YA DAMM RITE I WOULD
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From: J
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:18 PM
To: Nathan
Subject: RE: J,

I thought so

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From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:24 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: J,

alright now it is poetry time. time to write a poem. this poem is called "you mother, you doctor" and it is so sylvia plath style that I could just slit my heart and bleed black.