Friday, August 05, 2005

Did you hear about the queer who couldn't hear? No?

Off to Tennessee and Lake Norris for a weekend of wakeboarding. Back Sunday.

6 Comments:

At August 05, 2005 4:53 PM, Blogger Mrs. Fun said...

i hope you have a lot of fun.
Hello,michelle sent me :)

 
At August 05, 2005 9:35 PM, Anonymous ciesca said...

I hope you have a good weekend!

 
At August 05, 2005 11:58 PM, Anonymous Jenelle said...

FOR GOD'S SAKE STAY AWAY FROM THE POISON IVY! HEEHEEHEE AND HAVE FUN TOO!

 
At August 07, 2005 11:56 AM, Blogger BG said...

Did you have a nice time?!

 
At August 07, 2005 2:54 PM, Anonymous Chip said...

have fun! and remember to update when you get back. :) i'll miss your entries.

 
At August 07, 2005 7:26 PM, Blogger greg said...

ok, j. this is cruel, but funny.

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

 

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